Froggy says Whitehaven and its surroundings is plagued by stupid people – miserable people with their bones sticking through their adidas and stupid pictures crayoned all over their arms, hands and legs. This is why Froggy gets so angry.
Anyone with poorly designed artwork tattooed on to their body or with a bad dress sense should be sent back down to work in the mines and the proceeds donated to the intelligent, decent people of Whitehaven who take the time and effort to conduct themselves in a way that lifts this generally miserable place up out of its nuclear winter.
Listen to Froggy!
The Very Angry Frog 