Froggy’s space to prepare for global domination and the elimination of stupid people and nincompoopery in society
The Very Angry Frog on the Modern Sandwich Crisis (A furious frog's, amphibian‑level exposé) Let me tell you something - you can't get a properly made sandwich! I, the Very Angry Frog, have witnessed many injustices in my time on this damp, miserable planet. I’ve seen ponds drained, lily pads stolen, flies flying just out … Continue reading Where can I get a sandwich made properly?
Daily writing promptWhat’s a moment when a stranger completely restored your faith in people?View all responses Still waiting...
What’s a thing you wish schools actually taught? Humility
What’s the best piece of advice you’ve ever received? " Froggy, you have to take over the world and fix the whole thing. Start with the Egosystem"
Daily writing promptWhat’s a quote that perfectly describes your outlook on life?View all responses Only one furious froggy!
What is your favorite quote? ...the stupid people just dosappear" Froggy 2026
The problem, dear humans, is that you seem to believe your buildings will magically clean themselves if you ignore them long enough. As The Very Angry Frog, I am here to inform you—loudly, furiously, and with maximum amphibian indignation—that this is not how reality works. Your houses, shops, cafés, sheds, garages, and assorted human rectangles … Continue reading Why can’t you people keep buildings clean?
What’s a skill you consider basic, that most people don’t actually know how to do? The application of common sense. Croak.
Do you think everything happens for a reason? No reason. Just because.
What’s a song lyric that has stuck with you forever? Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality." — Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen
The Very Angry Frog 