Froggy’s space to prepare for global domination and the elimination of stupid people and nincompoopery in society
The world is full of everyday injustices, but few ignite my amphibian fury quite like the plague of Space Hogs—those baffling humans who treat buses, trains, cafés, waiting rooms, and every other shared space as if they personally purchased the entire square footage. As the Very Angry Frog, I have witnessed many crimes against common … Continue reading The Space Hog Epidemic: A Frog’s Rant on Public Courtesy
Why Frogs Desperately Need Road Crossing Points (And Why Humans Should Stop Being Menaces) If you’ve ever driven down a country lane at night and seen something small, green, and slightly panicked launching itself across the tarmac, you’ve witnessed one of nature’s most dramatic and least appreciated performances: the Frog Road Dash. It’s like Frogger, … Continue reading Let’s make flat frogs a thing of the past
I am not sure about your town, but in Whitehaven, there is dog shit everywhere. Spread over town like icing on a cake. Paths, grass, streets, parks, piles of it. You can see it. You can smell it. You can slide on it. And in this cold weather, there is frozen shit everywhere, delicately frosted … Continue reading DNA test dog poo
I am not sure about your town, but in Whitehaven, there is dog shit everywhere. Spread over town like icing on a cake. Paths, grass, streets, parks, piles of it. You can see it. You can smell it. You can slide on it. And in this cold weather, there is frozen shit everywhere, delicately frosted … Continue reading DNA test dog poo
Time to introduce licencing and registration for dog owners. You should be 18 years old or above to apply for a license. You become the legal guardian for the dog. The license allows you to care for 1 - 2 dogs upon completion of a basic course in dog welfare. To obtain a license you … Continue reading Bring in Dog license and laws
Froggy loves water. Froggy lives in The Lake District. This is because it's very wet here. So why is Froggy's water sent down south whilst Froggy is threatened with water use restrictions in the wettest place in England? Froggy wonders and becomes very angry. I am not saying we shouldn't share but those people (and … Continue reading Water Conservation
The Very Angry Frog 