Croak! You ever wonder why, in the grand world of human invention, something as basic as toilet paper can still let you down? I mean, come on! There’s space travel, driverless cars, and yet—here we are wrestling with tissue paper that shreds at the lightest touch. It’s enough to make a frog furious.First of all, … Continue reading Why is it so difficult to find toilet paper that doesn’t break?
Category: satire
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What’s one thing you know now that would have saved your younger self a lot of pain? Be authentic. Be your authentic self!
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Tell us about your morning routine. Morning routine, wake up, every morning.
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What’s the best way to meet new people while traveling? Travelling is in itself the best way to meet new people. Croak
The Very Angry Frog’s Righteous Rant About Building on Green Belt Land
Let me tell you something, human: I am furious. Not my usual everyday fury—the kind triggered by people who microwave fish in shared spaces or leave shopping trolleys stranded like abandoned ducklings. No, this is a deeper, more existential rage. The kind that bubbles up from the swampy depths of my amphibian soul. And what … Continue reading The Very Angry Frog’s Righteous Rant About Building on Green Belt Land
Road Bumps Gone Mad: A Very Angry Frog on Car‑Killing Streets
The Very Angry Frog Observes the Human Suffering Caused by Road Bumps I am merely a frog. A small, damp, green observer of human behaviour. I sit on the roadside, minding my own business, occasionally eating a fly, occasionally judging a passing dog. But lately, I have found myself watching a new spectacle—one so absurd, … Continue reading Road Bumps Gone Mad: A Very Angry Frog on Car‑Killing Streets
Where can I get a sandwich made properly?
The Very Angry Frog on the Modern Sandwich Crisis (A furious frog's, amphibian‑level exposé) Let me tell you something - you can't get a properly made sandwich! I, the Very Angry Frog, have witnessed many injustices in my time on this damp, miserable planet. I’ve seen ponds drained, lily pads stolen, flies flying just out … Continue reading Where can I get a sandwich made properly?
Froggy says…
Daily writing promptWhat’s a moment when a stranger completely restored your faith in people?View all responses Still waiting...
Froggy says…
What’s a thing you wish schools actually taught? Humility
Sometimes it takes courage to be disliked
Daily writing promptWhat’s a quote that perfectly describes your outlook on life?View all responses Only one furious froggy!
