Froggy’s space to prepare for global domination and the elimination of stupid people and nincompoopery in society
The Very Angry Frog on the Modern Sandwich Crisis (A furious frog's, amphibian‑level exposé) Let me tell you something - you can't get a properly made sandwich! I, the Very Angry Frog, have witnessed many injustices in my time on this damp, miserable planet. I’ve seen ponds drained, lily pads stolen, flies flying just out … Continue reading Where can I get a sandwich made properly?
Daily writing promptWhat’s a moment when a stranger completely restored your faith in people?View all responses Still waiting...
What’s a thing you wish schools actually taught? Humility
Daily writing promptWhat’s a quote that perfectly describes your outlook on life?View all responses Only one furious froggy!
The problem, dear humans, is that you seem to believe your buildings will magically clean themselves if you ignore them long enough. As The Very Angry Frog, I am here to inform you—loudly, furiously, and with maximum amphibian indignation—that this is not how reality works. Your houses, shops, cafés, sheds, garages, and assorted human rectangles … Continue reading Why can’t you people keep buildings clean?
What’s a skill you consider basic, that most people don’t actually know how to do? The application of common sense. Croak.
A non-violent, non aggressive approach is the only way to stop Putin.The Very Angry Frog has never been intimidated by big personalities, geopolitical tension, or shirtless horseback photo‑ops. No, Froggy approaches global challenges the same way he approaches someone who litters in a car park: with righteous amphibian indignation and a plan so absurd it … Continue reading How can the very angry frog stop Putin?
If you could rewrite any book’s ending, which one would you choose? There is nothing wrong with kissing frogs, ungrateful princess.
What’s your biggest dream? For Froggy to rise to superpower status and rule the world from his luxury lilypad.
If you could have dinner with any fictional character, who would it be? Donald Trump. Need a frog say more.
The Very Angry Frog 