What’s a promise you made to yourself that you’ve actually kept? Telling more people to frogoff was my promise and I've actually kept it. Go Froggy!
Category: satire
The Catastrophic Flood of Frogs: An Unprecedented Crisis
Commuters navigate a busy city street covered in hundreds of frogs. There comes a moment in every civilisation’s timeline when it must confront a crisis so profound, so ribbetingly catastrophic, that all previous troubles — plague, famine, potholes on the A595 — pale into insignificance. Today, dear reader, we face such a calamity: the sudden, … Continue reading The Catastrophic Flood of Frogs: An Unprecedented Crisis
The Space Hog Epidemic: A Frog’s Rant on Public Courtesy
The world is full of everyday injustices, but few ignite my amphibian fury quite like the plague of Space Hogs—those baffling humans who treat buses, trains, cafés, waiting rooms, and every other shared space as if they personally purchased the entire square footage. As the Very Angry Frog, I have witnessed many crimes against common … Continue reading The Space Hog Epidemic: A Frog’s Rant on Public Courtesy
Why Potholes Are a Threat to Frogs and Wildlife
If you’ve ever wondered what pure amphibian fury looks like, picture Froggy: a small, damp, green citizen of the local pond, vibrating with rage at the state of Britain’s roads. Froggy is not just annoyed. He is incandescent. He is, in frog terms, one hop away from writing a strongly worded letter to the council … Continue reading Why Potholes Are a Threat to Frogs and Wildlife
Vote for Froggy or frogoff
Why You Should Support This Very Angry Frog in His Totally Reasonable Bid for World Domination If you’ve been searching for a leader with vision, passion, and the ability to croak loudly enough to be heard across continents, look no further than the Very Angry Frog. Yes, that frog—the one living rent‑free inside your head, … Continue reading Vote for Froggy or frogoff
The Very Angry Frog 