Froggy’s space to prepare for global domination and the elimination of stupid people and nincompoopery in society
The problem, dear humans, is that you seem to believe your buildings will magically clean themselves if you ignore them long enough. As The Very Angry Frog, I am here to inform you—loudly, furiously, and with maximum amphibian indignation—that this is not how reality works. Your houses, shops, cafés, sheds, garages, and assorted human rectangles … Continue reading Why can’t you people keep buildings clean?
What’s a skill you consider basic, that most people don’t actually know how to do? The application of common sense. Croak.
A non-violent, non aggressive approach is the only way to stop Putin.The Very Angry Frog has never been intimidated by big personalities, geopolitical tension, or shirtless horseback photo‑ops. No, Froggy approaches global challenges the same way he approaches someone who litters in a car park: with righteous amphibian indignation and a plan so absurd it … Continue reading How can the very angry frog stop Putin?
If you could rewrite any book’s ending, which one would you choose? There is nothing wrong with kissing frogs, ungrateful princess.
What’s your biggest dream? For Froggy to rise to superpower status and rule the world from his luxury lilypad.
If you could have dinner with any fictional character, who would it be? Donald Trump. Need a frog say more.
What’s a promise you made to yourself that you’ve actually kept? Telling more people to frogoff was my promise and I've actually kept it. Go Froggy!
Commuters navigate a busy city street covered in hundreds of frogs. There comes a moment in every civilisation’s timeline when it must confront a crisis so profound, so ribbetingly catastrophic, that all previous troubles — plague, famine, potholes on the A595 — pale into insignificance. Today, dear reader, we face such a calamity: the sudden, … Continue reading The Catastrophic Flood of Frogs: An Unprecedented Crisis
The world is full of everyday injustices, but few ignite my amphibian fury quite like the plague of Space Hogs—those baffling humans who treat buses, trains, cafés, waiting rooms, and every other shared space as if they personally purchased the entire square footage. As the Very Angry Frog, I have witnessed many crimes against common … Continue reading The Space Hog Epidemic: A Frog’s Rant on Public Courtesy
If you’ve ever wondered what pure amphibian fury looks like, picture Froggy: a small, damp, green citizen of the local pond, vibrating with rage at the state of Britain’s roads. Froggy is not just annoyed. He is incandescent. He is, in frog terms, one hop away from writing a strongly worded letter to the council … Continue reading Why Potholes Are a Threat to Frogs and Wildlife
