Froggy’s space to prepare for global domination and the elimination of stupid people and nincompoopery in society
The Very Angry Frog on the Modern Sandwich Crisis (A furious frog's, amphibian‑level exposé) Let me tell you something - you can't get a properly made sandwich! I, the Very Angry Frog, have witnessed many injustices in my time on this damp, miserable planet. I’ve seen ponds drained, lily pads stolen, flies flying just out … Continue reading Where can I get a sandwich made properly?
Daily writing promptWhat’s a moment when a stranger completely restored your faith in people?View all responses Still waiting...
What’s a thing you wish schools actually taught? Humility
What’s the best piece of advice you’ve ever received? " Froggy, you have to take over the world and fix the whole thing. Start with the Egosystem"
What is your favorite quote? ...the stupid people just dosappear" Froggy 2026
What’s a skill you consider basic, that most people don’t actually know how to do? The application of common sense. Croak.
Do you think everything happens for a reason? No reason. Just because.
What’s a song lyric that has stuck with you forever? Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality." — Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen
The Very Angry Frog Prepares to Take Down Delivery Drivers A green frog on a lily pad surrounded by glowing red energy effects at night. I tell you this with every ounce of rage stored in my damp, amphibian soul: Whitehaven is under siege. Not by Vikings, not by storms, not even by the usual … Continue reading Frog’s Fury: Delivery Drivers Under Fire
Commuters navigate a busy city street covered in hundreds of frogs. There comes a moment in every civilisation’s timeline when it must confront a crisis so profound, so ribbetingly catastrophic, that all previous troubles — plague, famine, potholes on the A595 — pale into insignificance. Today, dear reader, we face such a calamity: the sudden, … Continue reading The Catastrophic Flood of Frogs: An Unprecedented Crisis
The Very Angry Frog 