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The world is full of everyday injustices, but few ignite my amphibian fury quite like the plague of Space Hogs—those baffling humans who treat buses, trains, cafés, waiting rooms, and every other shared space as if they personally purchased the entire square footage. As the Very Angry Frog, I have witnessed many crimes against common … Continue reading The Space Hog Epidemic: A Frog’s Rant on Public Courtesy
A depressed frog in despair The Very Angry Frog Takes on Car Parks: A Ribbeting Rant About Humanity’s Most Infuriating Concrete Mazes Let me begin with a simple, universal truth: car parks are stupid. Not mildly inconvenient, not slightly annoying—no, no, no. They are catastrophically, outrageously, frog‑infuriatingly stupid. And as the self‑appointed amphibian spokesperson for … Continue reading The Very Angry Frog’s Car Park Critique
Let me tell you, it ain't easy being green and hopping around when you’re dodging dozens of canine landmines. Every time I venture out, just trying to catch a tasty fly or ponder the mysteries of the pond, I find myself face-to-face with an unsightly heap left by someone’s four-legged companion. Now, don’t get me … Continue reading The Frog’s Plea: Clean Up After Your Pets
I am not sure about your town, but in Whitehaven, there is dog shit everywhere. Spread over town like icing on a cake. Paths, grass, streets, parks, piles of it. You can see it. You can smell it. You can slide on it. And in this cold weather, there is frozen shit everywhere, delicately frosted … Continue reading DNA test dog poo
I am not sure about your town, but in Whitehaven, there is dog shit everywhere. Spread over town like icing on a cake. Paths, grass, streets, parks, piles of it. You can see it. You can smell it. You can slide on it. And in this cold weather, there is frozen shit everywhere, delicately frosted … Continue reading DNA test dog poo
People are a bastard and dating is a bastard. So far of the 7 billion people on this great big spinning ball of shite I have only found, say 6 or so, that I am able to tolerate for any period of time. Two of them were on life support and I just had to … Continue reading The Dating Game
The time has come to make alcohol less accessible. Let's save our children, families, property, streets, hospitals and emergency services from the pressures of alcohol use. For too long have we turned a blind eye to the problems generated by alcohol use and misuse. The price of alcohol should triple in cost per unit in … Continue reading Sentence drinkers to transportation to Gabon
Time to introduce licencing and registration for dog owners. You should be 18 years old or above to apply for a license. You become the legal guardian for the dog. The license allows you to care for 1 - 2 dogs upon completion of a basic course in dog welfare. To obtain a license you … Continue reading Bring in Dog license and laws
What do you think of when you think of London? Expensive? Crowds? Stress? Miserable old Buckingham Palace? Dreary old Big Ben in scaffold clattering away it's bells?! London can frog-off - Froggy says, let's make Blackpool the new capital city of the UK! Blackpool is much more fun and a true representation of all things … Continue reading Blackpool the new capital of the UK!
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