How to dodge an early death

What’s one piece of travel advice you always follow? Look both ways before crossing the road.

Indicate! Clowns.

Cartoon frog skidding red car past Slippery Road and Speed Limit 30 signs; speech bubbles read Yikes!, Swerve!, Screech!, What are you doing?!, and Oy!; blue car license B N D T-02, red car license FROG-01.

People have conquered travelling to the moon, yet they still can't use indicators. Every journey is a thrilling mystery where a two-tonne metal box suddenly turns left without warning. Magnificent idiocy. Croak!

PAC-MAN

Retro video game image

What was your first ever videogame? Pac-man of course....originally entitled Puck Man in Japan I believe....croak

Froggy is terrified of chicken licken’s world…see why

Chicken Licken and The Very Angry Frog

Which book’s world would be the absolute worst to live in? Chicken Licken's world was pretty terrifying, with the sky falling down and all sorts. Croak. Burp

Why Froggy hates boxes of chocolates.

the image shows the frustrations of the menu for a chocolate box being printed on the underside

Because the menu is on the bottom of the box! This really gets Froggy’s croak going. The menu belongs on the lid or inside the box of chocolates. Why some chocolate makers create such terror..Croak

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How do you manage stress? Froggy eats stress for breakfast. Croak

Why is it so difficult to find toilet paper that doesn’t break?

Croak! You ever wonder why, in the grand world of human invention, something as basic as toilet paper can still let you down? I mean, come on! There’s space travel, driverless cars, and yet—here we are wrestling with tissue paper that shreds at the lightest touch. It’s enough to make a frog furious.First of all, … Continue reading Why is it so difficult to find toilet paper that doesn’t break? →

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What’s one thing you know now that would have saved your younger self a lot of pain? Be authentic. Be your authentic self!

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Tell us about your morning routine. Morning routine, wake up, every morning.

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What’s the best way to meet new people while traveling? Travelling is in itself the best way to meet new people. Croak