Froggy’s space to prepare for global domination and the elimination of stupid people and nincompoopery in society
Let me tell you something, human: I am furious. Not my usual everyday fury—the kind triggered by people who microwave fish in shared spaces or leave shopping trolleys stranded like abandoned ducklings. No, this is a deeper, more existential rage. The kind that bubbles up from the swampy depths of my amphibian soul. And what … Continue reading The Very Angry Frog’s Righteous Rant About Building on Green Belt Land
The Very Angry Frog Observes the Human Suffering Caused by Road Bumps I am merely a frog. A small, damp, green observer of human behaviour. I sit on the roadside, minding my own business, occasionally eating a fly, occasionally judging a passing dog. But lately, I have found myself watching a new spectacle—one so absurd, … Continue reading Road Bumps Gone Mad: A Very Angry Frog on Car‑Killing Streets
The Very Angry Frog on the Modern Sandwich Crisis (A furious frog's, amphibian‑level exposé) Let me tell you something - you can't get a properly made sandwich! I, the Very Angry Frog, have witnessed many injustices in my time on this damp, miserable planet. I’ve seen ponds drained, lily pads stolen, flies flying just out … Continue reading Where can I get a sandwich made properly?
Daily writing promptWhat’s a moment when a stranger completely restored your faith in people?View all responses Still waiting...
What’s a thing you wish schools actually taught? Humility
Daily writing promptWhat’s a quote that perfectly describes your outlook on life?View all responses Only one furious froggy!
The problem, dear humans, is that you seem to believe your buildings will magically clean themselves if you ignore them long enough. As The Very Angry Frog, I am here to inform you—loudly, furiously, and with maximum amphibian indignation—that this is not how reality works. Your houses, shops, cafés, sheds, garages, and assorted human rectangles … Continue reading Why can’t you people keep buildings clean?
What’s a skill you consider basic, that most people don’t actually know how to do? The application of common sense. Croak.
If you could rewrite any book’s ending, which one would you choose? There is nothing wrong with kissing frogs, ungrateful princess.
The Very Angry Frog 