What’s a skill you consider basic, that most people don’t actually know how to do? The application of common sense. Croak.
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Froggy says…
Do you think everything happens for a reason? No reason. Just because.
It’s got to be…
What’s a song lyric that has stuck with you forever? Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality." — Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen
Frog’s Fury: Delivery Drivers Under Fire
The Very Angry Frog Prepares to Take Down Delivery Drivers A green frog on a lily pad surrounded by glowing red energy effects at night. I tell you this with every ounce of rage stored in my damp, amphibian soul: Whitehaven is under siege. Not by Vikings, not by storms, not even by the usual … Continue reading Frog’s Fury: Delivery Drivers Under Fire
The Catastrophic Flood of Frogs: An Unprecedented Crisis
Commuters navigate a busy city street covered in hundreds of frogs. There comes a moment in every civilisation’s timeline when it must confront a crisis so profound, so ribbetingly catastrophic, that all previous troubles — plague, famine, potholes on the A595 — pale into insignificance. Today, dear reader, we face such a calamity: the sudden, … Continue reading The Catastrophic Flood of Frogs: An Unprecedented Crisis
Discover the Habit That Changed My Life Forever
What’s one habit that has improved your life the most? Telling more people to frogoff has enriched Froggy's life tenfold.
Stop Blocking the Path: A Frog’s Guide to Proper Queuing
Disorderly ATM queue Alright, you humans, listen up! Here we go again with another rant from yours truly, the Very Angry Frog. And oh, trust me, there’s a lot to croak about today when it comes to the peculiar way you lot queue up for things! Oh, my lily pad, do I have some thoughts. … Continue reading Stop Blocking the Path: A Frog’s Guide to Proper Queuing
The Space Hog Epidemic: A Frog’s Rant on Public Courtesy
The world is full of everyday injustices, but few ignite my amphibian fury quite like the plague of Space Hogs—those baffling humans who treat buses, trains, cafés, waiting rooms, and every other shared space as if they personally purchased the entire square footage. As the Very Angry Frog, I have witnessed many crimes against common … Continue reading The Space Hog Epidemic: A Frog’s Rant on Public Courtesy
The Very Angry Frog’s Car Park Critique
A depressed frog in despair The Very Angry Frog Takes on Car Parks: A Ribbeting Rant About Humanity’s Most Infuriating Concrete Mazes Let me begin with a simple, universal truth: car parks are stupid. Not mildly inconvenient, not slightly annoying—no, no, no. They are catastrophically, outrageously, frog‑infuriatingly stupid. And as the self‑appointed amphibian spokesperson for … Continue reading The Very Angry Frog’s Car Park Critique
The Frog’s Plea: Clean Up After Your Pets
Let me tell you, it ain't easy being green and hopping around when you’re dodging dozens of canine landmines. Every time I venture out, just trying to catch a tasty fly or ponder the mysteries of the pond, I find myself face-to-face with an unsightly heap left by someone’s four-legged companion. Now, don’t get me … Continue reading The Frog’s Plea: Clean Up After Your Pets
