Froggy’s space to prepare for global domination and the elimination of stupid people and nincompoopery in society
If you’ve ever wondered what pure amphibian fury looks like, picture Froggy: a small, damp, green citizen of the local pond, vibrating with rage at the state of Britain’s roads. Froggy is not just annoyed. He is incandescent. He is, in frog terms, one hop away from writing a strongly worded letter to the council … Continue reading Why Potholes Are a Threat to Frogs and Wildlife
Why Frogs Desperately Need Road Crossing Points (And Why Humans Should Stop Being Menaces) If you’ve ever driven down a country lane at night and seen something small, green, and slightly panicked launching itself across the tarmac, you’ve witnessed one of nature’s most dramatic and least appreciated performances: the Frog Road Dash. It’s like Frogger, … Continue reading Let’s make flat frogs a thing of the past
People are a bastard and dating is a bastard. So far of the 7 billion people on this great big spinning ball of shite I have only found, say 6 or so, that I am able to tolerate for any period of time. Two of them were on life support and I just had to … Continue reading The Dating Game
Froggy loves water. Froggy lives in The Lake District. This is because it's very wet here. So why is Froggy's water sent down south whilst Froggy is threatened with water use restrictions in the wettest place in England? Froggy wonders and becomes very angry. I am not saying we shouldn't share but those people (and … Continue reading Water Conservation
Thank you to all my followers for their fan mail, calls, texts, e-mails and gifts. Froggy would love to reply to all of his fans individually but alas it's not always possible. Occasionally, Froggy feels compelled to reply to, or acknowledge particular communications. Today I received an e-mail from a concerned follower enquiring what Froggy's … Continue reading Froggy fan mail – gay frogs?
There are over 5,000 species of frog. Not all of them are angry frogs. Frogs don’t need to drink water as they absorb it through their skin. That gives us more time to focus on drinking alcohol. A frog’s call is unique to its species, and some frog calls can be heard up to a … Continue reading Frog facts
The Very Angry Frog 