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How can the very angry frog stop Putin?
A non-violent, non aggressive approach is the only way to stop Putin.The Very Angry Frog has never been intimidated by big personalities, geopolitical tension, or shirtless horseback photo‑ops. No, Froggy approaches global challenges the same way he approaches someone who litters in a car park: with righteous amphibian indignation and a plan so absurd it … Continue reading How can the very angry frog stop Putin?
The Catastrophic Flood of Frogs: An Unprecedented Crisis
Commuters navigate a busy city street covered in hundreds of frogs. There comes a moment in every civilisation’s timeline when it must confront a crisis so profound, so ribbetingly catastrophic, that all previous troubles — plague, famine, potholes on the A595 — pale into insignificance. Today, dear reader, we face such a calamity: the sudden, … Continue reading The Catastrophic Flood of Frogs: An Unprecedented Crisis
Discover the Habit That Changed My Life Forever
What’s one habit that has improved your life the most? Telling more people to frogoff has enriched Froggy's life tenfold.
DNA test dog poo
I am not sure about your town, but in Whitehaven, there is dog shit everywhere. Spread over town like icing on a cake. Paths, grass, streets, parks, piles of it. You can see it. You can smell it. You can slide on it. And in this cold weather, there is frozen shit everywhere, delicately frosted … Continue reading DNA test dog poo
DNA test dog poo
I am not sure about your town, but in Whitehaven, there is dog shit everywhere. Spread over town like icing on a cake. Paths, grass, streets, parks, piles of it. You can see it. You can smell it. You can slide on it. And in this cold weather, there is frozen shit everywhere, delicately frosted … Continue reading DNA test dog poo
Sentence drinkers to transportation to Gabon
The time has come to make alcohol less accessible. Let's save our children, families, property, streets, hospitals and emergency services from the pressures of alcohol use. For too long have we turned a blind eye to the problems generated by alcohol use and misuse. The price of alcohol should triple in cost per unit in … Continue reading Sentence drinkers to transportation to Gabon
Bring in Dog license and laws
Time to introduce licencing and registration for dog owners. You should be 18 years old or above to apply for a license. You become the legal guardian for the dog. The license allows you to care for 1 - 2 dogs upon completion of a basic course in dog welfare. To obtain a license you … Continue reading Bring in Dog license and laws
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Blackpool the new capital of the UK!
What do you think of when you think of London? Expensive? Crowds? Stress? Miserable old Buckingham Palace? Dreary old Big Ben in scaffold clattering away it's bells?! London can frog-off - Froggy says, let's make Blackpool the new capital city of the UK! Blackpool is much more fun and a true representation of all things … Continue reading Blackpool the new capital of the UK!
The Very Angry Frog 