I am not sure about your town, but in Whitehaven, there is dog shit everywhere. Spread over town like icing on a cake. Paths, grass, streets, parks, piles of it. You can see it. You can smell it. You can slide on it. And in this cold weather, there is frozen shit everywhere, delicately frosted in situ. Enough is enough!
I am not blaming the dogs. Responsibility lies firmly with their disgusting, degenerate owners. It’s time we take DNA samples from all dogs and enter them into a database so we can catch these disgusting, boggle-eyed dog owners and fine them, or organize summary on-the-spot executions of these donkey-brained eejits. Better still, let’s create big tanks of all the dog shit we have to scrape up and put dog owners in it so they can live like they really want to. People are the problem, not the dogs. Clean it up, folks – bag it! It ain’t difficult, it ain’t challenging, it ain’t expensive – you can manage to clean up dog shit without a Ph.D. education.
Froggy
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The Very Angry Frog 