Froggy’s space to prepare for global domination and the elimination of stupid people and nincompoopery in society
Let me tell you, it ain't easy being green and hopping around when you’re dodging dozens of canine landmines. Every time I venture out, just trying to catch a tasty fly or ponder the mysteries of the pond, I find myself face-to-face with an unsightly heap left by someone’s four-legged companion. Now, don’t get me … Continue reading The Frog’s Plea: Clean Up After Your Pets
I am not sure about your town, but in Whitehaven, there is dog shit everywhere. Spread over town like icing on a cake. Paths, grass, streets, parks, piles of it. You can see it. You can smell it. You can slide on it. And in this cold weather, there is frozen shit everywhere, delicately frosted … Continue reading DNA test dog poo
I am not sure about your town, but in Whitehaven, there is dog shit everywhere. Spread over town like icing on a cake. Paths, grass, streets, parks, piles of it. You can see it. You can smell it. You can slide on it. And in this cold weather, there is frozen shit everywhere, delicately frosted … Continue reading DNA test dog poo
Time to introduce licencing and registration for dog owners. You should be 18 years old or above to apply for a license. You become the legal guardian for the dog. The license allows you to care for 1 - 2 dogs upon completion of a basic course in dog welfare. To obtain a license you … Continue reading Bring in Dog license and laws
Missing your pet? Animal Communicators claim to be able to get in touch with your pet after s/he has passed to the other side. Oh yes, these people are out there! Animal Communicators Froggy's arse! Can this be? If so, would we want to contact our here departed pets? What would we say to them? … Continue reading Animal Communicators
Dog walking is a great way to meet new people! What an unfortunate thing. I would rather walk my lovely little dog away from people and their self indulgent misery. Quick to corner you on some footpath people are eager to tell you "oh, what a lovely dog!" which isn't a problem in itself until … Continue reading What a lovely dog! Ours is dead.
The Very Angry Frog 