Froggy’s space to prepare for global domination and the elimination of stupid people and nincompoopery in society
The Very Angry Frog Observes the Human Suffering Caused by Road Bumps I am merely a frog. A small, damp, green observer of human behaviour. I sit on the roadside, minding my own business, occasionally eating a fly, occasionally judging a passing dog. But lately, I have found myself watching a new spectacle—one so absurd, … Continue reading Road Bumps Gone Mad: A Very Angry Frog on Car‑Killing Streets
The Very Angry Frog on the Modern Sandwich Crisis (A furious frog's, amphibian‑level exposé) Let me tell you something - you can't get a properly made sandwich! I, the Very Angry Frog, have witnessed many injustices in my time on this damp, miserable planet. I’ve seen ponds drained, lily pads stolen, flies flying just out … Continue reading Where can I get a sandwich made properly?
What’s the best piece of advice you’ve ever received? " Froggy, you have to take over the world and fix the whole thing. Start with the Egosystem"
What is your favorite quote? ...the stupid people just dosappear" Froggy 2026
The problem, dear humans, is that you seem to believe your buildings will magically clean themselves if you ignore them long enough. As The Very Angry Frog, I am here to inform you—loudly, furiously, and with maximum amphibian indignation—that this is not how reality works. Your houses, shops, cafés, sheds, garages, and assorted human rectangles … Continue reading Why can’t you people keep buildings clean?
What’s a skill you consider basic, that most people don’t actually know how to do? The application of common sense. Croak.
Do you think everything happens for a reason? No reason. Just because.
The Very Angry Frog Prepares to Take Down Delivery Drivers A green frog on a lily pad surrounded by glowing red energy effects at night. I tell you this with every ounce of rage stored in my damp, amphibian soul: Whitehaven is under siege. Not by Vikings, not by storms, not even by the usual … Continue reading Frog’s Fury: Delivery Drivers Under Fire
Commuters navigate a busy city street covered in hundreds of frogs. There comes a moment in every civilisation’s timeline when it must confront a crisis so profound, so ribbetingly catastrophic, that all previous troubles — plague, famine, potholes on the A595 — pale into insignificance. Today, dear reader, we face such a calamity: the sudden, … Continue reading The Catastrophic Flood of Frogs: An Unprecedented Crisis
What’s one habit that has improved your life the most? Telling more people to frogoff has enriched Froggy's life tenfold.
The Very Angry Frog 