Tag: Angry frog

DNA test dog poo

tan and white jack russell terrier stand on green grass at daytime
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I am not sure about your town, but in Whitehaven, there is dog shit everywhere. Spread over town like icing on a cake. Paths, grass, streets, parks, piles of it. You can see it. You can smell it. You can slide on it. And in this cold weather, there is frozen shit everywhere, delicately frosted in situ. Enough is enough!

I am not blaming the dogs. Responsibility lies firmly with their disgusting, degenerate owners. It’s time we take DNA samples from all dogs and enter them into a database so we can catch these disgusting, boggle-eyed dog owners and fine them, or organize summary on-the-spot executions of these donkey-brained eejits. Better still, let’s create big tanks of all the dog shit we have to scrape up and put dog owners in it so they can live like they really want to. People are the problem, not the dogs. Clean it up, folks – bag it! It ain’t difficult, it ain’t challenging, it ain’t expensive  – you can manage to clean up dog shit without a Ph.D. education.

Froggy

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Animal Communicators

Missing your pet? Animal Communicators claim to be able to get in touch with your pet after s/he has passed to the other side. Oh yes, these people are out there! Animal Communicators Froggy’s arse!

Can this be? If so, would we want to contact our here departed pets? What would we say to them? What would we hope they might say to us? Well for £39 per hour you may be able to find out!

Would you?

marketing man person communication
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Froggy fan mail – gay frogs?

Thank you to all my followers for their fan mail, calls, texts, e-mails and gifts. Froggy would love to reply to all of his fans individually but alas it’s not always possible. Occasionally, Froggy feels compelled to reply to, or acknowledge particular communications.

Today I received an e-mail from a concerned follower enquiring what Froggy’s opinion on homosexuals was and whether or not Froggy was gay.

Women who dispose of old birth control pills by flushing them down the toilet have been releasing hormones into the water supply. This has been found to alter the sexual characteristics of certain species of frogs. Some have interpreted this as being the cause of turning frogs gay.

However, more accurately, it seems they are actually causing a medical condition called intersex which also occurs in humans – click here for intersex definition. Some are confusing this with actually turning frogs gay.

Water Pollution Impact – live science.com

The body of a fish or a frog reacts to EE2 as if it were a natural estrogen, “demasculinizing” male animals and creating a condition called intersex that interferes with an animal’s ability to reproduce, Jobling said. Intersex males often produce eggs in their testes.

Froggy says:

Frogs are not gay. People are.

Froggy smiles and croaks. Thanks Dean.