Froggy says…

What’s a thing you wish schools actually taught? Humility

One day someone say…

What’s the best piece of advice you’ve ever received? " Froggy, you have to take over the world and fix the whole thing. Start with the Egosystem"

Sometimes it takes courage to be disliked

Daily writing promptWhat’s a quote that perfectly describes your outlook on life?View all responses Only one furious froggy!

“May all…

What is your favorite quote? ...the stupid people just dosappear" Froggy 2026

Why can’t you people keep buildings clean?

Anthropomorphic frog in apron and hat painting over graffiti on brick wall

The problem, dear humans, is that you seem to believe your buildings will magically clean themselves if you ignore them long enough. As The Very Angry Frog, I am here to inform you—loudly, furiously, and with maximum amphibian indignation—that this is not how reality works. Your houses, shops, cafés, sheds, garages, and assorted human rectangles … Continue reading Why can’t you people keep buildings clean? →

Froggy says…

What’s a skill you consider basic, that most people don’t actually know how to do? The application of common sense.  Croak.

Froggy says…

Do you think everything happens for a reason? No reason. Just because.

It’s got to be…

What’s a song lyric that has stuck with you forever? Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality." — Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen

The princess and the frog

If you could rewrite any book’s ending, which one would you choose? There is nothing wrong with kissing frogs, ungrateful princess.

Already coming true for Froggy

What’s your biggest dream? For Froggy to rise to superpower status and rule the world from his luxury lilypad.