Frog facts

There are over 5,000 species of frog. Not all of them are angry frogs. Frogs don’t need to drink water as they absorb it through their skin. That gives us more time to focus on drinking alcohol. A frog’s call is unique to its species, and some frog calls can be heard up to a … Continue reading Frog facts

Brexit

Let's exit Brexit otherwise we will all be stuck on this overcrowded island; cut off from the outside world with no future and no means of escape without the expense and rigmarole of a visa application. We can stay in the EU and Export our goods and services around the world. Let's not throw our … Continue reading Brexit

Old people

Froggy says its high time that the slow moving over 50s crowd are tagged and only allowed out into the community during specific time slots that will prevent these slow moving zombies from cluttering up the streets, shops, and supermarkets for the rest of us. They should also be charged a fee if they require … Continue reading Old people

Stupid people

Froggy says Whitehaven and its surroundings is plagued by stupid people - miserable people with their bones sticking through their adidas and stupid pictures crayoned all over their arms, hands and legs.  This is why Froggy gets so angry. Anyone with poorly designed artwork tattooed on to their body or with a bad dress sense … Continue reading Stupid people