Category: Commentary

Social media sluts

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Do we have to listen to endless social media hooked simpletons whining on about how everyone is so against them and out to get them? The’ woe is me brigade’ – poor me, myself and I – feel sorry for me! We all know one or more. We are not being kind by harbouring their tales of woe on the likes of Facebook. These sad rejects lacking in any emotional intelligence should be taken off all social media platforms. In the spirit of the true purpose of social media these miserable wretches should be filmed whilst crowds of onlookers point and laugh and beat them with toilet brushes. Let’s post the clips on social media and enjoy ourselves having finally rid society of another gloomy, desperate emotional black hole weighing down on us!

Froggy knows!

 

 

Froggy fan mail – gay frogs?

Thank you to all my followers for their fan mail, calls, texts, e-mails and gifts. Froggy would love to reply to all of his fans individually but alas it’s not always possible. Occasionally, Froggy feels compelled to reply to, or acknowledge particular communications.

Today I received an e-mail from a concerned follower enquiring what Froggy’s opinion on homosexuals was and whether or not Froggy was gay.

Women who dispose of old birth control pills by flushing them down the toilet have been releasing hormones into the water supply. This has been found to alter the sexual characteristics of certain species of frogs. Some have interpreted this as being the cause of turning frogs gay.

However, more accurately, it seems they are actually causing a medical condition called intersex which also occurs in humans – click here for intersex definition. Some are confusing this with actually turning frogs gay.

Water Pollution Impact – live science.com

The body of a fish or a frog reacts to EE2 as if it were a natural estrogen, “demasculinizing” male animals and creating a condition called intersex that interferes with an animal’s ability to reproduce, Jobling said. Intersex males often produce eggs in their testes.

Froggy says:

Frogs are not gay. People are.

Froggy smiles and croaks. Thanks Dean.

Stupid people

Froggy says Whitehaven and its surroundings is plagued by stupid people – miserable people with their bones sticking through their adidas and stupid pictures crayoned all over their arms, hands and legs.  This is why Froggy gets so angry.

Anyone with poorly designed artwork tattooed on to their body or with a bad dress sense should be sent back down to work in the mines and the proceeds donated to the intelligent, decent people of Whitehaven who take the time and effort to conduct themselves in a way that lifts this generally miserable place up out of its nuclear winter.

Listen to Froggy!