Do we have to listen to endless social media hooked simpletons whining on about how everyone is so against them and out to get them? The’ woe is me brigade’ – poor me, myself and I – feel sorry for me! We all know one or more. We are not being kind by harbouring their tales of woe on the likes of Facebook. These sad rejects lacking in any emotional intelligence should be taken off all social media platforms. In the spirit of the true purpose of social media these miserable wretches should be filmed whilst crowds of onlookers point and laugh and beat them with toilet brushes. Let’s post the clips on social media and enjoy ourselves having finally rid society of another gloomy, desperate emotional black hole weighing down on us!

Froggy knows!