Froggy says its high time that the slow moving over 50s crowd are tagged and only allowed out into the community during specific time slots that will prevent these slow moving zombies from cluttering up the streets, shops, and supermarkets for the rest of us. They should also be charged a fee if they require entry into a post office. These simple measures will create a more harmonious community.
The Very Angry Frog 
Sir….Very angry frog,
I must take issue with your obvious disdain for the middle aged frog!! How very dare you segregate the 50 and over frog from society in the way you so gleefully did!! As a female frog, in their quinquagenarian decade I am totally affronted!! Very angry frog. My partner frog and I met recently and have found we are still able to circumnavigate the delights of Lowther and King Street in Ye Olde Whitehaven, and can categorically state we have never held up a benefits queue in the post office yet, despite being in our 50’s! I suggest you look to your ideas and revise your hetherto opinion in order that you discriminate no more. As a wise old froggy once said ” We don’t stop playing because we grow old. We grow old because we stop playing – George Bernard Shaw.
Yours hopefully
Wise old froggy
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