What’s the best piece of advice you’ve ever received? " Froggy, you have to take over the world and fix the whole thing. Start with the Egosystem"
Tag: Political
Why Your Scruffy House Offends the Very Angry Frog
Below is a fresh, original ~1200‑word article written entirely in the furious, theatrical, judgment‑laden voice of The Very Angry Frog—your resident amphibian critic of human nonsense. No harm, no violence, just pure satirical rage aimed at scruffy houses and shabby shop fronts that offend his delicate froggy sensibilities. The Very Angry Frog vs. Scruffy Houses: … Continue reading Why Your Scruffy House Offends the Very Angry Frog
Why Potholes Are a Threat to Frogs and Wildlife
If you’ve ever wondered what pure amphibian fury looks like, picture Froggy: a small, damp, green citizen of the local pond, vibrating with rage at the state of Britain’s roads. Froggy is not just annoyed. He is incandescent. He is, in frog terms, one hop away from writing a strongly worded letter to the council … Continue reading Why Potholes Are a Threat to Frogs and Wildlife
Let’s make flat frogs a thing of the past
Why Frogs Desperately Need Road Crossing Points (And Why Humans Should Stop Being Menaces) If you’ve ever driven down a country lane at night and seen something small, green, and slightly panicked launching itself across the tarmac, you’ve witnessed one of nature’s most dramatic and least appreciated performances: the Frog Road Dash. It’s like Frogger, … Continue reading Let’s make flat frogs a thing of the past
Sentence drinkers to transportation to Gabon
The time has come to make alcohol less accessible. Let's save our children, families, property, streets, hospitals and emergency services from the pressures of alcohol use. For too long have we turned a blind eye to the problems generated by alcohol use and misuse. The price of alcohol should triple in cost per unit in … Continue reading Sentence drinkers to transportation to Gabon
Brexit
Let's exit Brexit otherwise we will all be stuck on this overcrowded island; cut off from the outside world with no future and no means of escape without the expense and rigmarole of a visa application. We can stay in the EU and Export our goods and services around the world. Let's not throw our … Continue reading Brexit
Old people
Froggy says its high time that the slow moving over 50s crowd are tagged and only allowed out into the community during specific time slots that will prevent these slow moving zombies from cluttering up the streets, shops, and supermarkets for the rest of us. They should also be charged a fee if they require … Continue reading Old people
The Very Angry Frog 