What do you think of when you think of London? Expensive? Crowds? Stress? Miserable old Buckingham Palace? Dreary old Big Ben in scaffold clattering away it’s bells?! London can frog-off – Froggy says, let’s make Blackpool the new capital city of the UK! Blackpool is much more fun and a true representation of all things British!

It’s a fun, friendly, vibrant city where anything goes. It’s got a great funfair – fantastic for entertaining international diplomats or a place to take president Donald Trump on his next visit! Gifts galore in Blackpool that we can bestow on foreign delegates; whether it’s Blackpool rock or sugar dummies or green candy floss, Blackpool has everything we need to make an impression. What better introduction to our fantastic United Kingdom.

The Queen and royal family could move into Blackpool tower. What could be more fitting for our hard working royal family than a penthouse suit at the top of Blackpool tower?

There’s plenty of room to deck out a corner of the winter gardens for the new parliamentary building.

Blackpool has fantastic piers perfect for re-introducing public hangings from.  Froggy doesn’t ordinarily advocate the death penalty generally but in the case of executing stupid people and making some money back on entry fees Froggy says, YES!

So, I think it’s a clear cut case for Blackpool as the new capital of the United Kingdom. It’s much more a reflection of our self, society and politics!

Froggy knows best!

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