Froggy’s space to prepare for global domination and the elimination of stupid people and nincompoopery in society
Let me tell you, it ain't easy being green and hopping around when you’re dodging dozens of canine landmines. Every time I venture out, just trying to catch a tasty fly or ponder the mysteries of the pond, I find myself face-to-face with an unsightly heap left by someone’s four-legged companion. Now, don’t get me … Continue reading The Frog’s Plea: Clean Up After Your Pets
Froggy loves water. Froggy lives in The Lake District. This is because it's very wet here. So why is Froggy's water sent down south whilst Froggy is threatened with water use restrictions in the wettest place in England? Froggy wonders and becomes very angry. I am not saying we shouldn't share but those people (and … Continue reading Water Conservation
The Very Angry Frog 