What’s a skill you consider basic, that most people don’t actually know how to do? The application of common sense. Croak.
Category: Rant
How can the very angry frog stop Putin?
A non-violent, non aggressive approach is the only way to stop Putin.The Very Angry Frog has never been intimidated by big personalities, geopolitical tension, or shirtless horseback photo‑ops. No, Froggy approaches global challenges the same way he approaches someone who litters in a car park: with righteous amphibian indignation and a plan so absurd it … Continue reading How can the very angry frog stop Putin?
The princess and the frog
If you could rewrite any book’s ending, which one would you choose? There is nothing wrong with kissing frogs, ungrateful princess.
Already coming true for Froggy
What’s your biggest dream? For Froggy to rise to superpower status and rule the world from his luxury lilypad.
Frog’s Fury: Delivery Drivers Under Fire
The Very Angry Frog Prepares to Take Down Delivery Drivers A green frog on a lily pad surrounded by glowing red energy effects at night. I tell you this with every ounce of rage stored in my damp, amphibian soul: Whitehaven is under siege. Not by Vikings, not by storms, not even by the usual … Continue reading Frog’s Fury: Delivery Drivers Under Fire
Because he’s surely not for real…right?
If you could have dinner with any fictional character, who would it be? Donald Trump. Need a frog say more.
It’s frogoff for me…
What’s a promise you made to yourself that you’ve actually kept? Telling more people to frogoff was my promise and I've actually kept it. Go Froggy!
The Catastrophic Flood of Frogs: An Unprecedented Crisis
Commuters navigate a busy city street covered in hundreds of frogs. There comes a moment in every civilisation’s timeline when it must confront a crisis so profound, so ribbetingly catastrophic, that all previous troubles — plague, famine, potholes on the A595 — pale into insignificance. Today, dear reader, we face such a calamity: the sudden, … Continue reading The Catastrophic Flood of Frogs: An Unprecedented Crisis
Discover the Habit That Changed My Life Forever
What’s one habit that has improved your life the most? Telling more people to frogoff has enriched Froggy's life tenfold.
Stop Blocking the Path: A Frog’s Guide to Proper Queuing
Disorderly ATM queue Alright, you humans, listen up! Here we go again with another rant from yours truly, the Very Angry Frog. And oh, trust me, there’s a lot to croak about today when it comes to the peculiar way you lot queue up for things! Oh, my lily pad, do I have some thoughts. … Continue reading Stop Blocking the Path: A Frog’s Guide to Proper Queuing
