Where can I get a sandwich made properly?

Green frog beside a turkey and lettuce sandwich on a wooden table

The Very Angry Frog on the Modern Sandwich Crisis (A furious frog's, amphibian‑level exposé) Let me tell you something - you can't get a properly made sandwich! I, the Very Angry Frog, have witnessed many injustices in my time on this damp, miserable planet. I’ve seen ponds drained, lily pads stolen, flies flying just out … Continue reading Where can I get a sandwich made properly?

Vote for Froggy or frogoff

Why You Should Support This Very Angry Frog in His Totally Reasonable Bid for World Domination If you’ve been searching for a leader with vision, passion, and the ability to croak loudly enough to be heard across continents, look no further than the Very Angry Frog. Yes, that frog—the one living rent‑free inside your head, … Continue reading Vote for Froggy or frogoff