What’s one piece of travel advice you always follow? Look both ways before crossing the road.
How to dodge an early death
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Indicate! Clowns.
People have conquered travelling to the moon, yet they still can't use indicators. Every journey is a thrilling mystery where a two-tonne metal box suddenly turns left without warning. Magnificent idiocy. Croak!
Froggy is terrified of chicken licken’s world…see why
Which book’s world would be the absolute worst to live in? Chicken Licken's world was pretty terrifying, with the sky falling down and all sorts. Croak. Burp
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How do you manage stress? Froggy eats stress for breakfast. Croak
One day someone say…
What’s the best piece of advice you’ve ever received? " Froggy, you have to take over the world and fix the whole thing. Start with the Egosystem"
“May all…
What is your favorite quote? ...the stupid people just dosappear" Froggy 2026
Froggy says…
What’s a skill you consider basic, that most people don’t actually know how to do? The application of common sense. Croak.
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Do you think everything happens for a reason? No reason. Just because.
How can the very angry frog stop Putin?
A non-violent, non aggressive approach is the only way to stop Putin.The Very Angry Frog has never been intimidated by big personalities, geopolitical tension, or shirtless horseback photo‑ops. No, Froggy approaches global challenges the same way he approaches someone who litters in a car park: with righteous amphibian indignation and a plan so absurd it … Continue reading How can the very angry frog stop Putin?
Blackpool the new capital of the UK!
What do you think of when you think of London? Expensive? Crowds? Stress? Miserable old Buckingham Palace? Dreary old Big Ben in scaffold clattering away it's bells?! London can frog-off - Froggy says, let's make Blackpool the new capital city of the UK! Blackpool is much more fun and a true representation of all things … Continue reading Blackpool the new capital of the UK!
