Why Froggy hates boxes of chocolates.

Because the menu is on the bottom of the box! This really gets Froggy’s croak going. The menu belongs on the lid or inside the box of chocolates. Why some chocolate makers create such terror..Croak

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How do you manage stress? Froggy eats stress for breakfast. Croak

Why is it so difficult to find toilet paper that doesn’t break?

Croak! You ever wonder why, in the grand world of human invention, something as basic as toilet paper can still let you down? I mean, come on! There’s space travel, driverless cars, and yet—here we are wrestling with tissue paper that shreds at the lightest touch. It’s enough to make a frog furious.First of all, … Continue reading Why is it so difficult to find toilet paper that doesn’t break? →

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What’s one thing you know now that would have saved your younger self a lot of pain? Be authentic. Be your authentic self!

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Tell us about your morning routine. Morning routine, wake up, every morning.

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What’s the best way to meet new people while traveling? Travelling is in itself the best way to meet new people. Croak

One day someone say…

What’s the best piece of advice you’ve ever received? " Froggy, you have to take over the world and fix the whole thing. Start with the Egosystem"

“May all…

What is your favorite quote? ...the stupid people just dosappear" Froggy 2026

Froggy says…

What’s a skill you consider basic, that most people don’t actually know how to do? The application of common sense.  Croak.

How can the very angry frog stop Putin?

A non-violent, non aggressive approach is the only way to stop Putin.The Very Angry Frog has never been intimidated by big personalities, geopolitical tension, or shirtless horseback photo‑ops. No, Froggy approaches global challenges the same way he approaches someone who litters in a car park: with righteous amphibian indignation and a plan so absurd it … Continue reading How can the very angry frog stop Putin? →