Froggy’s space to prepare for global domination and the elimination of stupid people and nincompoopery in society
Time to introduce licencing and registration for dog owners. You should be 18 years old or above to apply for a license. You become the legal guardian for the dog. The license allows you to care for 1 - 2 dogs upon completion of a basic course in dog welfare. To obtain a license you … Continue reading Bring in Dog license and laws
What do you think of when you think of London? Expensive? Crowds? Stress? Miserable old Buckingham Palace? Dreary old Big Ben in scaffold clattering away it's bells?! London can frog-off - Froggy says, let's make Blackpool the new capital city of the UK! Blackpool is much more fun and a true representation of all things … Continue reading Blackpool the new capital of the UK!
Froggy loves water. Froggy lives in The Lake District. This is because it's very wet here. So why is Froggy's water sent down south whilst Froggy is threatened with water use restrictions in the wettest place in England? Froggy wonders and becomes very angry. I am not saying we shouldn't share but those people (and … Continue reading Water Conservation
One nuclear attack and one chemical attack against Britain by Russia and still no military response by either the UK or NATO. Is the UK government too spineless to stand up to a Russian attack on home soil or do they fear they wouldn't get the backing of the people. The Poisoning of Alexander Litvinenko … Continue reading Russia
Missing your pet? Animal Communicators claim to be able to get in touch with your pet after s/he has passed to the other side. Oh yes, these people are out there! Animal Communicators Froggy's arse! Can this be? If so, would we want to contact our here departed pets? What would we say to them? … Continue reading Animal Communicators
Dog walking is a great way to meet new people! What an unfortunate thing. I would rather walk my lovely little dog away from people and their self indulgent misery. Quick to corner you on some footpath people are eager to tell you "oh, what a lovely dog!" which isn't a problem in itself until … Continue reading What a lovely dog! Ours is dead.
Do we have to listen to endless social media hooked simpletons whining on about how everyone is so against them and out to get them? The' woe is me brigade' - poor me, myself and I - feel sorry for me! We all know one or more. We are not being kind by harbouring their … Continue reading Social media sluts
Thank you to all my followers for their fan mail, calls, texts, e-mails and gifts. Froggy would love to reply to all of his fans individually but alas it's not always possible. Occasionally, Froggy feels compelled to reply to, or acknowledge particular communications. Today I received an e-mail from a concerned follower enquiring what Froggy's … Continue reading Froggy fan mail – gay frogs?
Froggy says Whitehaven and its surroundings is plagued by stupid people - miserable people with their bones sticking through their adidas and stupid pictures crayoned all over their arms, hands and legs. This is why Froggy gets so angry. Anyone with poorly designed artwork tattooed on to their body or with a bad dress sense … Continue reading Stupid people
The Very Angry Frog 