Disorderly ATM queue Alright, you humans, listen up! Here we go again with another rant from yours truly, the Very Angry Frog. And oh, trust me, there’s a lot to croak about today when it comes to the peculiar way you lot queue up for things! Oh, my lily pad, do I have some thoughts. … Continue reading Stop Blocking the Path: A Frog’s Guide to Proper Queuing
Category: Commentary
The Burden of Tax in Britain: A Frog’s Perspective
To hear the frog tell it, the average Brit now spends half their life working and the other half deciphering what new levy has been quietly slipped into the system overnight. Income tax, council tax, VAT, fuel duty, alcohol duty, air passenger duty, insurance premium tax — the frog insists the list is longer than … Continue reading The Burden of Tax in Britain: A Frog’s Perspective
The Space Hog Epidemic: A Frog’s Rant on Public Courtesy
The world is full of everyday injustices, but few ignite my amphibian fury quite like the plague of Space Hogs—those baffling humans who treat buses, trains, cafés, waiting rooms, and every other shared space as if they personally purchased the entire square footage. As the Very Angry Frog, I have witnessed many crimes against common … Continue reading The Space Hog Epidemic: A Frog’s Rant on Public Courtesy
Why Your Scruffy House Offends the Very Angry Frog
Below is a fresh, original ~1200‑word article written entirely in the furious, theatrical, judgment‑laden voice of The Very Angry Frog—your resident amphibian critic of human nonsense. No harm, no violence, just pure satirical rage aimed at scruffy houses and shabby shop fronts that offend his delicate froggy sensibilities. The Very Angry Frog vs. Scruffy Houses: … Continue reading Why Your Scruffy House Offends the Very Angry Frog
The Very Angry Frog’s Car Park Critique
A depressed frog in despair The Very Angry Frog Takes on Car Parks: A Ribbeting Rant About Humanity’s Most Infuriating Concrete Mazes Let me begin with a simple, universal truth: car parks are stupid. Not mildly inconvenient, not slightly annoying—no, no, no. They are catastrophically, outrageously, frog‑infuriatingly stupid. And as the self‑appointed amphibian spokesperson for … Continue reading The Very Angry Frog’s Car Park Critique
Why Potholes Are a Threat to Frogs and Wildlife
If you’ve ever wondered what pure amphibian fury looks like, picture Froggy: a small, damp, green citizen of the local pond, vibrating with rage at the state of Britain’s roads. Froggy is not just annoyed. He is incandescent. He is, in frog terms, one hop away from writing a strongly worded letter to the council … Continue reading Why Potholes Are a Threat to Frogs and Wildlife
DNA test dog poo
I am not sure about your town, but in Whitehaven, there is dog shit everywhere. Spread over town like icing on a cake. Paths, grass, streets, parks, piles of it. You can see it. You can smell it. You can slide on it. And in this cold weather, there is frozen shit everywhere, delicately frosted … Continue reading DNA test dog poo
DNA test dog poo
I am not sure about your town, but in Whitehaven, there is dog shit everywhere. Spread over town like icing on a cake. Paths, grass, streets, parks, piles of it. You can see it. You can smell it. You can slide on it. And in this cold weather, there is frozen shit everywhere, delicately frosted … Continue reading DNA test dog poo
The Dating Game
People are a bastard and dating is a bastard. So far of the 7 billion people on this great big spinning ball of shite I have only found, say 6 or so, that I am able to tolerate for any period of time. Two of them were on life support and I just had to … Continue reading The Dating Game
Sentence drinkers to transportation to Gabon
The time has come to make alcohol less accessible. Let's save our children, families, property, streets, hospitals and emergency services from the pressures of alcohol use. For too long have we turned a blind eye to the problems generated by alcohol use and misuse. The price of alcohol should triple in cost per unit in … Continue reading Sentence drinkers to transportation to Gabon
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