Alright, you humans, listen up! Here we go again with another rant from yours truly, the Very Angry Frog. And oh, trust me, there’s a lot to croak about today when it comes to the peculiar way you lot queue up for things! Oh, my lily pad, do I have some thoughts.
Now picture this, you’re hopping—uh, I mean walking—down the street, minding your own business, when you see a queue forming at a cash machine. And what do you see? Do you see a nice, orderly line that stretches neatly along the wall, leaving the footpath nice and clear? Oh, no, no, no! Of course not. Instead, you see a gaggle of humans queuing right out into the street as if they’re lining up for a grand parade! It’s absolute ribbiting madness!
Seriously, why in the name of all things slimy do you do this? You’d think common sense would tell you to line up along the side, out of the way, like a sensible frog would. But no, you humans love to create these little traffic jams of pedestrians. And for what? Just to make everyone hop around you? It’s like you’re begging for a grumpy amphibian like me to point a webbed finger at the absurdity of it all!
You know, back in my pond, we frogs know how to queue if we need to. We line up on a log—yes, a single log! And do we line up so that the log blocks the entire river? Of course not. We line up neatly so everyone else can keep swimming by. It’s not rocket science, or should I say, it’s not fly-catching science!
And the funniest part? Some of you just accept it like it’s normal! You shuffle into that street-blocking queue without a second thought, leaving the rest of the world to tiptoe around your little line of chaos. Well, let me tell you, if I were in charge, I’d be handing out tickets for queueing misdemeanors! There should be a rule that says, “Line up along the wall or be prepared to answer to a very annoyed frog!”
So, my dear humans, next time you’re queuing for something—whether it’s a cash machine, a bus, or a popular tadpole-themed amusement ride—do a frog a favor and keep that queue in line. It’ll make the footpath smoother, the streets less cluttered, and it’ll keep this frog from ranting quite as loudly!
The Very Angry Frog 