Disorderly ATM queue Alright, you humans, listen up! Here we go again with another rant from yours truly, the Very Angry Frog. And oh, trust me, there’s a lot to croak about today when it comes to the peculiar way you lot queue up for things! Oh, my lily pad, do I have some thoughts. … Continue reading Stop Blocking the Path: A Frog’s Guide to Proper Queuing
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Why Potholes Are a Threat to Frogs and Wildlife
If you’ve ever wondered what pure amphibian fury looks like, picture Froggy: a small, damp, green citizen of the local pond, vibrating with rage at the state of Britain’s roads. Froggy is not just annoyed. He is incandescent. He is, in frog terms, one hop away from writing a strongly worded letter to the council … Continue reading Why Potholes Are a Threat to Frogs and Wildlife
Let’s make flat frogs a thing of the past
Why Frogs Desperately Need Road Crossing Points (And Why Humans Should Stop Being Menaces) If you’ve ever driven down a country lane at night and seen something small, green, and slightly panicked launching itself across the tarmac, you’ve witnessed one of nature’s most dramatic and least appreciated performances: the Frog Road Dash. It’s like Frogger, … Continue reading Let’s make flat frogs a thing of the past
The Very Angry Frog 