Dog walking is a great way to meet new people! What an unfortunate thing. I would rather walk my lovely little dog away from people and their self indulgent misery. Quick to corner you on some footpath people are eager to tell you "oh, what a lovely dog!" which isn't a problem in itself until … Continue reading What a lovely dog! Ours is dead.
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Social media sluts
Do we have to listen to endless social media hooked simpletons whining on about how everyone is so against them and out to get them? The' woe is me brigade' - poor me, myself and I - feel sorry for me! We all know one or more. We are not being kind by harbouring their … Continue reading Social media sluts
This is Whitehaven
Welcome to Whitehaven; a place in The Lake District's shunned borderlands where residents, workers and visitors are all left to rot in a town reminiscent of some third world favela. A cursory walk around the town, which should be an idyllic seaside town, and the decay and filth that defines Whitehaven is ever present. From … Continue reading This is Whitehaven
Frog facts
There are over 5,000 species of frog. Not all of them are angry frogs. Frogs don’t need to drink water as they absorb it through their skin. That gives us more time to focus on drinking alcohol. A frog’s call is unique to its species, and some frog calls can be heard up to a … Continue reading Frog facts
Brexit
Let's exit Brexit otherwise we will all be stuck on this overcrowded island; cut off from the outside world with no future and no means of escape without the expense and rigmarole of a visa application. We can stay in the EU and Export our goods and services around the world. Let's not throw our … Continue reading Brexit
Old people
Froggy says its high time that the slow moving over 50s crowd are tagged and only allowed out into the community during specific time slots that will prevent these slow moving zombies from cluttering up the streets, shops, and supermarkets for the rest of us. They should also be charged a fee if they require … Continue reading Old people
Stupid people
Froggy says Whitehaven and its surroundings is plagued by stupid people - miserable people with their bones sticking through their adidas and stupid pictures crayoned all over their arms, hands and legs. This is why Froggy gets so angry. Anyone with poorly designed artwork tattooed on to their body or with a bad dress sense … Continue reading Stupid people
