What do you think of when you think of London? Expensive? Crowds? Stress? Miserable old Buckingham Palace? Dreary old Big Ben in scaffold clattering away it's bells?! London can frog-off - Froggy says, let's make Blackpool the new capital city of the UK! Blackpool is much more fun and a true representation of all things … Continue reading Blackpool the new capital of the UK!
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Social media sluts
Do we have to listen to endless social media hooked simpletons whining on about how everyone is so against them and out to get them? The' woe is me brigade' - poor me, myself and I - feel sorry for me! We all know one or more. We are not being kind by harbouring their … Continue reading Social media sluts
Froggy fan mail – gay frogs?
Thank you to all my followers for their fan mail, calls, texts, e-mails and gifts. Froggy would love to reply to all of his fans individually but alas it's not always possible. Occasionally, Froggy feels compelled to reply to, or acknowledge particular communications. Today I received an e-mail from a concerned follower enquiring what Froggy's … Continue reading Froggy fan mail – gay frogs?
Old people
Froggy says its high time that the slow moving over 50s crowd are tagged and only allowed out into the community during specific time slots that will prevent these slow moving zombies from cluttering up the streets, shops, and supermarkets for the rest of us. They should also be charged a fee if they require … Continue reading Old people

