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Sentence drinkers to transportation to Gabon

The time has come to make alcohol less accessible. Let's save our children, families, property, streets, hospitals and emergency services from the pressures of alcohol use. For too long have we turned a blind eye to the problems generated by alcohol use and misuse. The price of alcohol should triple in cost per unit in … Continue reading Sentence drinkers to transportation to Gabon

Bring in Dog license and laws

Time to introduce licencing and registration for dog owners. You should be 18 years old or above to apply for a license. You become the legal guardian for the dog. The license allows you to care for 1 - 2 dogs upon completion of a basic course in dog welfare. To obtain a license you … Continue reading Bring in Dog license and laws

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Blackpool the new capital of the UK!

What do you think of when you think of London? Expensive? Crowds? Stress? Miserable old Buckingham Palace? Dreary old Big Ben in scaffold clattering away it's bells?! London can frog-off - Froggy says, let's make Blackpool the new capital city of the UK! Blackpool is much more fun and a true representation of all things … Continue reading Blackpool the new capital of the UK!

Water Conservation

Froggy loves water. Froggy lives in The Lake District. This is because it's very wet here. So why is Froggy's water sent down south whilst Froggy is threatened with water use restrictions in the wettest place in England? Froggy wonders and becomes very angry. I am not saying we shouldn't share but those people (and … Continue reading Water Conservation

Russia

One nuclear attack and one chemical attack against Britain by Russia and still no military response by either the UK or NATO. Is the UK government too spineless to stand up to a Russian attack on home soil or do they fear they wouldn't get the backing of the people. The Poisoning of Alexander Litvinenko … Continue reading Russia

Animal Communicators

Missing your pet? Animal Communicators claim to be able to get in touch with your pet after s/he has passed to the other side. Oh yes, these people are out there! Animal Communicators Froggy's arse! Can this be? If so, would we want to contact our here departed pets? What would we say to them? … Continue reading Animal Communicators

What a lovely dog! Ours is dead.

Dog walking is a great way to meet new people! What an unfortunate thing. I would rather walk my lovely little dog away from people and their self indulgent misery. Quick to corner you on some footpath people are eager to tell you "oh, what a lovely dog!" which isn't a problem in itself until … Continue reading What a lovely dog! Ours is dead.

Social media sluts

Do we have to listen to endless social media hooked simpletons whining on about how everyone is so against them and out to get them? The' woe is me brigade' - poor me, myself and I - feel sorry for me! We all know one or more. We are not being kind by harbouring their … Continue reading Social media sluts

This is Whitehaven

Welcome to Whitehaven; a place in The Lake District's shunned borderlands where residents, workers and visitors are all left to rot in a town reminiscent of some third world favela. A cursory walk around the town, which should be an idyllic seaside town, and the decay and filth that defines Whitehaven is ever present. From … Continue reading This is Whitehaven