Froggy’s space to prepare for global domination and the elimination of stupid people and nincompoopery in society
Froggy loves water. Froggy lives in The Lake District. This is because it's very wet here. So why is Froggy's water sent down south whilst Froggy is threatened with water use restrictions in the wettest place in England? Froggy wonders and becomes very angry. I am not saying we shouldn't share but those people (and … Continue reading Water Conservation
Missing your pet? Animal Communicators claim to be able to get in touch with your pet after s/he has passed to the other side. Oh yes, these people are out there! Animal Communicators Froggy's arse! Can this be? If so, would we want to contact our here departed pets? What would we say to them? … Continue reading Animal Communicators
Dog walking is a great way to meet new people! What an unfortunate thing. I would rather walk my lovely little dog away from people and their self indulgent misery. Quick to corner you on some footpath people are eager to tell you "oh, what a lovely dog!" which isn't a problem in itself until … Continue reading What a lovely dog! Ours is dead.
Froggy says its high time that the slow moving over 50s crowd are tagged and only allowed out into the community during specific time slots that will prevent these slow moving zombies from cluttering up the streets, shops, and supermarkets for the rest of us. They should also be charged a fee if they require … Continue reading Old people
Froggy says Whitehaven and its surroundings is plagued by stupid people - miserable people with their bones sticking through their adidas and stupid pictures crayoned all over their arms, hands and legs. This is why Froggy gets so angry. Anyone with poorly designed artwork tattooed on to their body or with a bad dress sense … Continue reading Stupid people
