Froggy’s space to prepare for global domination and the elimination of stupid people and nincompoopery in society
What is your favorite quote? ...the stupid people just dosappear" Froggy 2026
The problem, dear humans, is that you seem to believe your buildings will magically clean themselves if you ignore them long enough. As The Very Angry Frog, I am here to inform you—loudly, furiously, and with maximum amphibian indignation—that this is not how reality works. Your houses, shops, cafés, sheds, garages, and assorted human rectangles … Continue reading Why can’t you people keep buildings clean?
What’s a skill you consider basic, that most people don’t actually know how to do? The application of common sense. Croak.
Do you think everything happens for a reason? No reason. Just because.
A non-violent, non aggressive approach is the only way to stop Putin.The Very Angry Frog has never been intimidated by big personalities, geopolitical tension, or shirtless horseback photo‑ops. No, Froggy approaches global challenges the same way he approaches someone who litters in a car park: with righteous amphibian indignation and a plan so absurd it … Continue reading How can the very angry frog stop Putin?
The Very Angry Frog Prepares to Take Down Delivery Drivers A green frog on a lily pad surrounded by glowing red energy effects at night. I tell you this with every ounce of rage stored in my damp, amphibian soul: Whitehaven is under siege. Not by Vikings, not by storms, not even by the usual … Continue reading Frog’s Fury: Delivery Drivers Under Fire
Commuters navigate a busy city street covered in hundreds of frogs. There comes a moment in every civilisation’s timeline when it must confront a crisis so profound, so ribbetingly catastrophic, that all previous troubles — plague, famine, potholes on the A595 — pale into insignificance. Today, dear reader, we face such a calamity: the sudden, … Continue reading The Catastrophic Flood of Frogs: An Unprecedented Crisis
What’s one habit that has improved your life the most? Telling more people to frogoff has enriched Froggy's life tenfold.
Disorderly ATM queue Alright, you humans, listen up! Here we go again with another rant from yours truly, the Very Angry Frog. And oh, trust me, there’s a lot to croak about today when it comes to the peculiar way you lot queue up for things! Oh, my lily pad, do I have some thoughts. … Continue reading Stop Blocking the Path: A Frog’s Guide to Proper Queuing
To hear the frog tell it, the average Brit now spends half their life working and the other half deciphering what new levy has been quietly slipped into the system overnight. Income tax, council tax, VAT, fuel duty, alcohol duty, air passenger duty, insurance premium tax — the frog insists the list is longer than … Continue reading The Burden of Tax in Britain: A Frog’s Perspective
